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Tim Blair

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Wednesday, June 09, 2004
 
PARACHUTE PETE GARRETT'S arrival on the landing strip at Kingsford Smith electorate, prior to his teleporting to Canberra, raises in reader G's mind a curious coincidence.

Auntie is, he tells me, about to issue a compilation of Midnight Oil's leaping, shouting, posturing best.

Perhaps G is paranoid. After all, he admits that he was employed by Auntie earlier in his career.

On the other hand, would you call a rugby league player's wife paranoid if she checked her wardrobes before joining her husband in the marital bed each night.

Auntie goes for the ideological gang-bang like rugby players after a team bonding session. You never see Auntie doing a cross-promotion of anyone to the right of Garrett.