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Thursday, June 03, 2004
 
AUNTIE'S SOCIAL ENGINEERING on the pre-school population has only just begun (see previous post).

The following script has just been leaked to ABCwatch.

SCENARIO: two chubby-cheeked children are chatting in the playground.

Jamal: We're having great fun in the playground, aren't we Khazal?

Khazal: You bet, but my dad's better than yours because he's a real jihadi.

Jamal: you mean he works for the ABC?

K: Don't be a dumb infidel. That bunch are first in the queue for throat-cutting. No, my dad is taking me to Lebanon to visit bin Laden Land.

J: You don't mean...

K; You're not wrong, Jamal. I get to play Sarin paint-ball with live targets!

J: I bet that's expensive.

K: By the beard of the prophet it is. The jews cost most of all, but I may have to make do with christians and Jordanians.

J: How long you going to be? Will Lakemba primary give you extra holiday time for multicultural education?

K: Yeah, no probs. That dog-face Downer says he wants to take away dad's passport, but.

J: Racist bastard! Isn't that just typical of the Howard government. Jeez, I hope Mark Latham gets in real soon.

K: Me too. What about you?

J: Aw, just the usual. Two weeks of al Hilaly ranting on about what good fucks Aussie girls are, long as you don't ask them first.

K: Yeah. I did that last year. Booooring. Wouldn't you rather go to Disney-Land?

J: I am. Next year.


Cut to approaching parents, who gather up their off-spring, with outrageous signs of joy and satisfaction. Fade as group walks towards shops.

Later: Next on the agenda - french letters from Australia Post?
A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new line of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the condom ambulance.

From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number 696969 and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo will deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.


Reuters via TNR