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Sunday, May 23, 2004
 
THE WARM REVIEWS OF MICHAEL MOORE'S ARTISTRY ARE FLOODING IN

Congratulations Michael--we're proud of the work you have done for the cause of truth and justice. And we can't wait until the film is released--no thanks to the evil Disney.


But veteran of the French filmic left, Jean-Luc Godard, was not impressed, insisting that Moore was
merely "halfway intelligent" while asserting that President Bush is "less stupid than Moore thinks"

which still leaves poor George a few points short of the bottom of the IQ scale.

About 300 sources of 'news' including indywire and the Age agreed Moore had produced a "scathing indictment" of everything George Bush had done since the Islamists took their war to Manhattan.

Auntie ABC and Great-Aunt Beeb agreed the polemic was "controversial", making their fellow left-sources appear more honest, but leaving a bolt-hole ready for when the analysis of Moore's film reveals the usual tattered Moore-think.

With so much outrage from the narcissistic airheads of tinseldom and their political allies, the odds on a Bush victory in November just shortened hugely.