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Saturday, June 07, 2003
 
EVER ALERT for opportunities to puff the qualities of ABCWatch by adopting the latest pretentions, Uncle's eyes were drawn to the following feature of a North American bloggist who shall remain nameless.

The e-mail policy.

Here it is:

1. I don't do it, well
2. hardly ever, but
3. I like to read them,
4. except yours Homer, they're deleted immediately, but
5. especially the ones offering penis enhancement or millions of poor people's money (just window-shopping) and
6. any good ideas are pinched faster than our national champion plagiarists absorb a rotting ideology.

Any blogger who needs to enhance his or her intellectual standing, and has computer skills, can pinch my policy for their side-bar.