ABCwatch

Tim Blair

Ombudsgod

New Criterion

 

 

Thursday, September 26, 2002
 
MYSTERY ABSENCE

Missing from the Hawke list of former Prime Ministers and other notables were Ronald McDonald and Paul Keating.

We may assume that Mr McDonald had more sense. What about Paul?

The phone box too crowded?

Right now reporters are rushing to Keating's jacuzzi to find out.